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Old 16-02-2017, 04:22 PM   #1
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I hope there isn't another thread too similar to this but here goes.
I thought a thread for anything that makes us smile to brighten our day would be good. I came upon this picture and a silly thought came into my head that this looks like a portaloo specifically for people with constipation. You go in and someone knocks at the door frantically shouting "hurry up! There's a train coming....no, really, it is!" No constpation.
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Old 16-02-2017, 04:31 PM   #2
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Its really the new tardis rail project... Standing room 70 persons and a dog.
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Or is it one of those eco loos that when you flush it powers a water wheel?

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Forgot to say, funny subjects don't need to be railway related.
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Ha ha, can you imagine if that loo was hitched to the back of a train and someone says "is the toilet somewhere around here?" Someone else says "yes it's through that door" they go through the door and the wind rushes past their face as they find themselves outside?
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Reminds me when my brother was younger and we went on the Ffestiniog Railway and asked where the loo was. We were told at the other end of the train. We made our way down. The gaps in between the coaches... Was interesting.
Another summer up there I had an embarissing moment when I had a gf. Was a hot summer. Train reached the passing point. The gf said "Put your hand out" and squirted white cream in it. "What's that for?" I enquired. "Put it on your nose so it won't get sunburnt".
I smeared it all over my nose. The other train came and everyone was waving so we waved back, but when they looked at us their faces seemed to turn to a horrified look. Puzzled by this the gf and I looked at each other and she could hardly speak. When she did speak, she said "Your meant to rub it in". (I thought I had). She handed me her mirror and I looked. My face was red with the summer heat and I had a brilliant white nose!
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My mother-in-law is in hospital.
A bee landed on her face but it didn't sting her,
I was too quick with the spade!
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Thank goodness i have got into the habit of having my afternoon coffee first before logging in, i could have ended up with a very wet laptop,
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I hope there isn't another thread too similar to this but here goes.
I thought a thread for anything that makes us smile to brighten our day would be good. I came upon this picture and a silly thought came into my head that this looks like a portaloo specifically for people with constipation. You go in and someone knocks at the door frantically shouting "hurry up! There's a train coming....no, really, it is!" No constpation.
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maybe a modern version of one of houdini's illusions,
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